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December 31, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Jacob and Allie were discussing Santa Claus. Allie asked where Santa lives and I told her at the North Pole. Allie asked how we get to the North Pole and Jacob replied, "I think you go South."

Cute Kid Thoughts

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Jacob, "Mom, if I had a zipper on my head and I unzipped it I could see my bones!"
Jacob was ready to say family prayers, Allie says, "wait, I'm not reverent" Jacob responds, "well then GET reverent!"
Jacob and Allie were washing their hands in the bathroom. Allie knocks Jacob's towel off the hook and Jacob says, "AARGH, THREE YEAR OLDS!"
Gracie folding laundry "Mom, these pants can't be yours, they say slim on them"
Jacob - I am allergic to cold, it makes me freezing!
Allie found a hole in her panties. "Mommy, my panties are broken! They need to go to the doctor to get better"
Jacob - "I am Luke Skywalker and you are Garth Gator"
Allie - "Mommy, I like your shirt, it smells red"